New Year's Resolutions?
Seriously, folks, I have to lose some serious weight. At 2006's end, I weigh 220 lbs. Since my goal is to live to see the day when it's George Bush's legacy to be universally acknowledged as the worst president in American history, this resolution has to receive the highest priority.
To that end, I pledge to myself (and George Bush) that I will lose thirty pounds in 2007 (net). I recognize this will involve:
- Spending fewer hours on the internet and more with my love
- Drinking fewer Coronas and more water
- Spending more hours on the rowing machine, stationary bike and walking Redoct