Only, I'll have to think for a minute as to which of the two simultaneously televised contests I should watch.
Only one of these games is played on a level playing field. In only one of these games, the strike zone hasn't been shrunk through negotiation by one team as a condition of showing up. Only one of these games will be officiated by an umpire who is not being vilified for having written a book. In only one of these games will no tie suffice. In only one of these games will the two teams have identical standards of success, 'diminished levels of expectancy' having been relegated to the bookies in Las Vegas.
I want to be there to see and feel history in the making. That other (fake) game? I'll just watch the highlights later.